: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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