party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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