Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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