Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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