Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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