She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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