at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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