have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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