I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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