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(818): View more from California

actually, I'm a sock model

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(586): View more from Michigan

The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"

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(928): View more from Arizona

No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?

(913): View more from Kansas

Is that weird?

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How'd things go with that guy last night?

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.

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