Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
