i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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