you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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