hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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