Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
