I CAN MOONWALK!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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