Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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