I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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