her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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