I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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