No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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