the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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