What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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