I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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