i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm getting married
To pizza
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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