I think my vagina is haunted
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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