We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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