is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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