dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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