This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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