She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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