dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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