fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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