Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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