yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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