I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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