no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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