Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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