what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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