last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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