How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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