Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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