Sponge bath it is.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
i think my cat just said my name.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I am naked and annoyed.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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