She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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