Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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3 2 1 whiskey
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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