U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just had sex bonerless
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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