DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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