Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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