Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
