Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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