She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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