fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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