At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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