SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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