erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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