He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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